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How You Lost Your Tooth

from A Good Man is Hard to Find by FAGGOT

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You bit me so hard that your tooth’s still in my leg
You bit me so hard that it hurt me in the head
You bit me so hard that I can’t get out of bed
But I don’t wanna go to work anyway

Next morning it was awkward cos you said you never should
Next morning it was awful, your mouth full of salty blood
You said, "Let’s pretend this never happened"
And I said, "What shall we say instead?
That you are a cannibal and you like eating leg?"

You said, "Sure, tell them that whatever
Just don’t mention the head"
You never even offered to help get the thing extracted
Instead you trot back to your girlfriend and I’ll trot back to my bed
Which is wet and salty with both our cum and blood

Well that was five years ago I never saw you again
Even though it had been going on for god knows how long
I never got your tooth extracted in fact I had it sewn in
So you’ll have to get through me if you wanna see it again
Cos I’d rather the biting and the scraps of affection
Even if it leads to another infection

And I wonder how you ever explained
It to your girlfriend when you got home again
Did you say, "I’ve got something to confess to you babe
I go to the cemetery and I try to eat graves"
Or that you had been in a boxing game
Or that flesh-eating zombies tried to rip out your brain

But it’s just like Kylie Minogue said:
I can’t get you the fuck out of my head
So until you come back to me or until one of us is dead
That tooth of yours is gonna stay in my leg
And if I could indict you I’d happily sell you out
I’d sell your story to the press don’t you have any doubt
I’d wave my whole leg, severed and dripping,
From a tall building as proof
Cos you’ll deny you ever met me
But it’s how you lost your tooth

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from A Good Man is Hard to Find, released July 7, 2014

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